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The man also attacked the owner.

Florida man is back! Just when you thought he has passed out behind a dumpster…just when you thought he was drying out in Malibu, California…just when you thought he’d passed his GED and invested his nest egg in a brilliant multi-level marketing opportunity, he’s back…and more Florida that ever. Police say world-famous Florida man was apprehended for humping a dog that belonged to another man. Investigators say they responded to the report of a man humping a dog. When they arrived on the scene, they found a man suffering from cuts and bruises on his face and upper body. The accused man was also present. Police say the story unfolded when the dog’s owner noticed that Florida man was grinding against his dog in a sexual manner. When the owner discovered the man’s lewd behavior, he quickly demanded that he stop gyrating against the cooch of his pooch. The 33-year-old Husky humper continued his ass-ault briefly, but then paused to attack the pet’s owner. The human victim was left with facial cuts and bruises on his face and upper body. The tyrade didn’t stop there, though. The man also ran inside the vitcim’s home, damaging items that were inside, along with his garage door. Cops say the man even grabbed a knife at one point, threatening to kill the dog owner and his mother. Investigators say the Beagle banger was arrested and charged with domestic violence and battery, aggravated assault and criminal mischief. The attacker remains in jail on a $7,000 bond. Source:

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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!