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She dropped her pants and crouched in front of a fan.

It was a beautiful Thursday night in Daytona Beach. The air was crisp and full of promise. Welcome To Rockville was rocking hard with Brass Against on stage. The lead singer, the vivacious Sophia Urista danced fervently as fans sang along and took in the magic of the moment. For just this snapshot in time, the world was perfect. But as we all know, nothing lasts forever. Somewhere along the way, the lead singer decided she had to pee. I mean REALLY pee….like RIGHT NOW pee. That’s when things went a little sideways. Urista, which sounds kinda like urine in French, announced to the crowd that she had to urinate….now. Then things got genuinely freaky. Urista called on a fan to come to the stage, saying she couldn’t stop the show to pee, so she was going to make a show of it. She told the fan to kneel in front of her. He obliged. That’s when she dropped trou and drenched the man. Immediately after his very public golden shower, security quickly removed the smelly dude from the stage. Observers said the man didn’t seem to mind the stanky drizzle. The band’s official Twitter page issued an apology the next day, saying Urista got carried away and that such things would never happen again. Considering Urista’s actions are technically illegal (and pretty pervy), the long-term results of the on-stage incident remain to be seen. The woman narrowly escaped being charged with lewdness and indecent exposure, which is a first degree misdemeanor in Florida. Lucky for Urista, no on-site police officers saw the behavior in person, so no charges were filed. Additionally, there was no report filed of the incident whatsoever. A formal response from Daytona International Speedway said Brass Against will not be allowed to play any future events at NASCAR venues. A similar case happened way back in 1969, when Jim Morrison of The Doors was accused of opening his leather pants and exposing himself to the crowd while on stage. I don’t think he peed, though. It remains to be seen if the stunt will help or hurt the band’s future success. Source: MiamiHerald.com

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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!