Don’t even try to keep up with the wacky antics of Florida man. He is next-level and will not be denied a good time.
According to Tampa FP, authorities say the man got a half-gallon of Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum and a sword and set his epic party into motion. When they arrived on the scene, police saw Florida Man sitting on his porch, sword in hand, knife in waistband and a huge bottle of Captain Morgan in the other hand.
At the same time, a fire raged in the road in front of the man’s house. Well played, Florida Man, well played! That’s when police approached the man and demanded that he drop the weapons.
Believe it or not, he did. When questioned about the fire in the road, the man had no recollection of setting it or why it was there. The fire was extinguished.
Florida Man was arrested and taken to jail. While in custody, the man tampered with the sprinkler system in his cell, flooding his room and the surrounding area.
The flooding was fixed and the suspect was then transported to another jail and faces lots of misdemeanor and felony charges.
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