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Sean Roberts

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He was chugging a half gallon jug of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and watching the fire.

Don’t even try to keep up with the wacky antics of Florida man. He is next-level and will not be denied a good time.

According to Tampa FP, authorities say the man got a half-gallon of Captain Morgan’s Spiced Rum and a sword and set his epic party into motion. When they arrived on the scene, police saw Florida Man sitting on his porch, sword in hand, knife in waistband and a huge bottle of Captain Morgan in the other hand.

At the same time, a fire raged in the road in front of the man’s house. Well played, Florida Man, well played! That’s when police approached the man and demanded that he drop the weapons.

Believe it or not, he did. When questioned about the fire in the road, the man had no recollection of setting it or why it was there. The fire was extinguished.

Florida Man was arrested and taken to jail. While in custody, the man tampered with the sprinkler system in his cell, flooding his room and the surrounding area.

The flooding was fixed and the suspect was then transported to another jail and faces lots of misdemeanor and felony charges.

[SOURCE: TampaFP.com]

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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!