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Sean Roberts

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Florida man is highly motivated.

It’s no secret that car prices have been skyrocketing recently.

The inflated prices can be blamed on everything from COVID-19 to silicon chip shortages from overseas. A vehicle that was worth $10,000 last year is now worth $20,000, and many new cars cannot be found under any circumstances.

So what do you do when you need a car and can’t afford it? You get creative.

You call upon the powers of FLORIDA MAN! According to First Coast News, police say a Lake City man tried to trade-in a car at a dealership this week.

Only problem was, it wasn’t his car. Even crazier, the car had been stolen from the very same dealership days before.

The ultimate mind F? He’s the guy police say stole it!

The story began when police say Timothy Wolfe showed up at the Lake City Chrysler Dodge Jeep dealership with a car he wanted to trade in for a new one. When the dealership checked the VIN (vehicle identification number), they found that the car had been stolen…from their very own dealership!

Police say they questioned the suspect, and he admitted to stealing the car from the lot just days prior. A video surveillance system also captured the theft.

Wolfe was arrested and charged with theft of a motor vehicle, dealing in stolen property, criminal mischief and other charges.


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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!