The man jumped a security fence and went to the cage.

Wild cats are gorgeous and majestic. They are not, however, little bitty lovable kitties that just want to snuggle…unless you are edible. Florida man tested that hypothesis yesterday at the Jacksonville Zoo. The man jumped a security fence and approached the Jaguar pen. Feeling trusting and maybe a little out of his freaking mind, he decided to put his hand directly in the cage with the wild animals. Yep, one of the cats took a swipe at the man’s arm, injuring him immediately. The man was taken to a local hospital and treated for non-life-threatening injuries. A witness told police that the man was taunting the Jaguars shortly before the incident. A worker said Florida man was extremley lucky that the Jaguar wasn’t able to latch on to the man’s arm. After the incident, a trail of Florida man’s blood could be seen along the path from the Jaguar cage to the ambulance. Source:

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!