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Sean Roberts

Weekdays 10:30am - 3pm

It's a crappy job.

This just in: There’s a huge farm in Lakeland that processes trash and human poop. Believe it or not, it smells exactly like trash and human poop. Authorities say the company was fined heavily yesterday for emitting a foul smell repeatedly. The farm, which is called BS Ranch, has been fined $88,000 for eight days when authorities say the odor escaped the company’s property and stankified the county. While authorities hope it’s a step in the right direction, neighbors would like to see the site shut down completely. The company was previously cited for emitting odors back in 2017. Source: WFLA.com

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!