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Sean Roberts

Weekdays 10:30am - 3pm

You can't park there!

It’s safe to say that the owner of a red Lexus that was parked illegally off of the Courtney Campbell Causeway yesterday was probably a bit surprised when he tried to return to his car. Clearwater police found the car submerged in approximately two feet of water yesterday. This is the second car to be found partially underwater in the Bay over the last few weeks. Now, officers are warning people to not park their vehicles in unauthorized areas. Another car was found last month, after the driver ingored a DO NOT ENTER sign and parked in a ‘habitat restoration’ area. Police say to pay attention to posted signs and do not go in forbidden areas. Source: WFLA.com

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!