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Sean Roberts

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Stanley got lucky...kinda.

It was a huge mystery, for about a day and a half. A picture surfaced of a damaged Stanley Cup. But how did it happen? Who did it? It could have been literally ANYONE. But now, there’s been an answer to the question everyone has been asking. During a Tuesday press conference, Julien BriseBois told the media that it had been dropped by a Lightning player as he was showing it to an adoring fan during Monday’s celebratory boat parade. BriseBois then quipped, “it is out with an upper body injury for the next couple of days”. The Cup is currently in Montreal where it is being repaired. This is not the first time Stanley has sustained damage. It’s been knocked off of bar tops and dropped lots of times before., It will survive..especially after a long year of rest and relaxation in the warm Tampa sun! Source: WFLA.com

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!