Sean Roberts

Weekdays 10:30am - 3pm

The outbreak continues in the bay.

I cross the Gandy Bridge twice a day. Like lots of places in the Bay, it has been hellish. Gandy Beach has been deserted and covered with smelly dead fish, bloated and rotting in the searing July sun. Only the most hardcore fishermen and beachgoers have remained. Every time I pass them, I wonder why they would brave the stench and potential for health complications of red tide. It’s all over town, too. Thankfully, the Boat Parade on the river for our Stanley Cup Champions went off without a hitch, but practically every other body of water has been clogged with dead marine life. Many locals have complained of health issues such as sore throats and heavy congestion. Pinellas County alone has already gathered up over a million pounds of dead fish. There are also dumpsters located across the bay so citizens can dump fish that they’ve gathered themselves. You may wanna watch how you transport the carcasses, though. If that smell gets in your car… Source:

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!