First, I know you’ve got lots of very hard questions. Who donates sex toys? Who uses donated sex toys and do they come with batteries? I’ll just give you the…eh hem…bullet points and you can form your own conclusions. A charity event in Gulfport, Florida was raising money via carnival style contests. Someone donated a bucket full of…um….sex toys (I know, hold off on the questions for now). That night, two women were seen on video surveillance walking away with the items. Turns out, the sex toys were slated to be used in an event called Vibrator Races during Gulfport’s Pride Week fesitivites. Value of the stolen box buzzers was placed at $200. Source: OrlandoSentinel.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!