It’s that time of year! Sharks are beginning to look at humans as delectable tasty treats. The pandemic fattened us up and the lack of exercise has made us gelatinous and sexy as hell to sharks. In fact, if sharks had access to BBQ or Yum Yum sauce, we would already be an endangered species. A 64-year-old woman on a paddleboard in Volusia County must have looked delicious to a shark last Friday. As she paddled along, something bit her foot and caused several lacerations. Authorities say it was probably a shark bite. The woman was treated and released. The bite is the first reported shark bite in the county of 2021. Source: WFLA.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!