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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Nothing terribly Christmas'y about this pic... just love living near the water!

The next time your friends invite you to a night on the town in downtown St. Pete, DO NOT stay home. There’s pretty cool stuff happening out there. Take last weekend, a 28-year-old woman got drunk as hell and offered free lap dances to random dudes walking past her. Then, once police arrived, she offered to bang them on the freaking sidewalk. Cops say Olivia Taylor-Washek, who is a smoking-hot aspiring model, said she didn’t care if bystanders watched. The woman was arrested for public intoxication. She was released on her own recognizance on Sunday. Source: IBTimes.sg

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!