Sean Roberts

Weekdays 10:30am - 3pm

The bale that washed ashore weighed 65 pounds.

The beach is awesome. I’ve found everything from horseshoe crab carcasses to used condoms there, but never a sealed 65-pound bag of cocaine. Leave it to Florida Man to make the discovery. Police say the man was walking along the beach when he saw a strange package. Upon further inspection, he suspected it was drugs. Police were called and confirmed the man’s suspicions. The package contained 65 pounds of pure cocaine with a street value of approximately $1.5 million dollars. The man was forced to say goodbye to his little friend, as it was confiscated by police. Source:

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!