The woman removed the vibrator fomr its packaging and began to use it.

Sometimes ya gotta take that new minivan out for a test drive before you buy it. Sometimes ya gotta insert that new sex toy before you plunk down the cash. Cops say a Fort Pierce woman wanted to be an informed consumer before buying a vibrating thingy recently. They say she dropped her pants and went to town with a large pink item that she removed from its packaging at a Florida sex shop. Police were notified that a woman was getting busy in the store while wearing a purple shirt…and no pants. By the time they arrived, she was butt naked and had retreated to a stock room with her D-powered plastic stud. When officers opened the door to the room, they found 36-year-old Theresa Stanley ‘relaxing’ in a chair with her legs in the air. The woman then dropped the sex toy. She was arrested and charged with theft and indecent exposure. The officer’s body camera recorded everything. And yep, there’s a mugshot. She appears to very relaxed. Source:

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