Sean Roberts

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The woman threw feces at officers and screamed.

Florida police officers deal with a lot. Florida man is a formidable foe, but Florida woman occasionally rises up above the debauchery displayed by her male counterpart. Take Kimberly Kessler for example, cops say she hurled poop at them from her cell recently. The situation started when Kessler was asked to move into another cell while her’s was being sanitized. The woman grabbed a styrofoam cup full of her own feces that she had been saving and threw it at the officials. Officers responded by using a stun gun on the inmate. Kessler is currently being held on a murder charge stemming from the death of her co-worker, Joleen Cummings. The two met when they were both employed by a hair salon. After Cummings disappeared, an investigation showed signs of a prior blood cleanup and the missing woman’s blood on Kessler’s clothing. Cummings’ body was never found. Kessler has gone on a starvation diet and binged on food while incarcerated, prompting the court to question her sanity. The judge says she is competent to stand trial.

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!