The argument could be made that Florida Man was having a pretty stellar day. He was naked and humping trees while high on drugs. That’s when THE MAN decided to harsh his buzz. Cops arrived after they received reports of a man thrusting his naked hips into trees. Officers say when they rolled up on 21-year-old Alonso Sanchez, he was hugging and making sweet love to a tree. There had already been a report of the man running into the street and almost being hit by a passing car. Per the official report, when police approached Sanchez, the suspect punched one of them. That’s when he was arrested and taken to a local hospital for evaluation. Sanchez was booked for battery on a law enforcement officer. He remains in custody. The tree was not harmed in the dry hump incident. Source: NBC-2.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!