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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Stunt rider rides wheelie

According to police, Florida man likes to drive his motorcycle at over 100 mph while weaving in and out of traffic. Don’t freak, though! He is highly trained to do such things. That’s what he told officers when they finally caught him. The official police report states that 65-year-old Charles Thomas was clocked going over 100 mph and then passing cars in a no-passing zone. In a stroke of genius, he informed cops that he had been ‘highly trained’ to drive that way and will continue to drive in that manner whenever he’s in a hurry. That went over well. Thomas was arrested and charged with reckless driving. His bail was set at $500. – Sean Roberts


Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!