I know what you’re saying. SHUT UP, you panic-inducing freaking radio dj! Freak not, my friend. I’m not trying to elevate your sense of anxiety or make a story out of nothing. What I’m saying is, elevated levels of red tide blooms have been seen south of Fort Myers, down in Lee County. I know that’s quite a way south of us and doesn’t really affect us…yet. It’s always good to monitor such things, though. Remember 2018? That red tide lasted for about a year, killing fish and tourism wherever it went. That’s why it’s good to keep an eye on it and try our damnedest to keep it from getting worse. Respiratory distress cases have already risen in southwest Florida. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!