Every now and then, you hear about an incident that makes you cup your junk and thank God that it didn’t happen to you. A Florida man recently had his penis cut off by a pissed off man with a pair of scissors. Read that again. A man had his package sliced off while he tied to a freaking chair! Cops say it all started when Alex Bonilla showed up at the home of his wife’s lover. They say he broke in and attacked the man as he slept. Bonilla forced the man to sit in a chair as he tied him up. The attacker pulled out a pair of scissors and proceeded to cut…and cut…until the man’s penis was no longer attached to his body. The report says Bonilla then left with the man’s penis. The victim survived the assault. Bonilla was sentenced to 20 years in prison and ordered to pay $251,023 in restitution. – Sean Roberts
Source: TampaFP.com
Florida Man Removes Man’s Dong With Scissors
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!