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Sean Roberts

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One thing’s for sure. If you’re gonna be a bank robber these days, you have to be creative. With surveillance cameras, facial recognition software and lightning fast response times by law enforcement, the game is hard to get away with. A Florida woman found out the hard way that her plan was flawed. It seems she attempted to rob a Jacksonville bank while sitting in her battery powered wheelchair. It all started when an alarm was activated at a bank that was just a few blocks from a Sheriff’s office. Police responded and investigated. Cops say a woman showed up at the bank to discuss her account. The conversation turned into an argument. At one point, the woman decided she no longer wanted to discuss the account. She decided she would rather rob the bank. Employees gave the woman some cash and she left, but she was apprehended about a block away in her motorized wheelchair. Guess her battery wasn’t fully charged. She sure was, though. She remains in custody. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!