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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Police say a Florida man has reached a new low. They reported that they have arrested a man who routinely robbed people’s houses as they attended the funerals of loved ones. They say the man took cash, guns and valuables as the homeowners grieved and said goodbye to their loved ones. Ronald Rose now faces almost 20 counts of burglary and grand theft. Cops were able to catch the suspect after a rental car that was registered to him was spotted at the scene of one of the burglaries. After that, they began to compile evidence in many other cases. The details all fell into place when investigators notied a trend…all of the families had been at funerals during the burglaries. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!