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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Poor Florida Man. Cops say he was robbed while having road sex recently. Police say the victim met Amanda Jean Linscott and another female friend of hers at a local bar. They talked and planned a meeting later that night at a convenience store. When the vicitm arrived, only Linscott was there, saying that her friend could not make it. The couple left the store and began to have sex while driving along a Florida road. That’s when cops say Linscott produced a gun and demanded all of the victim’s money. The man punched the woman, causing her to drop the weapon. Durng the fight, the man lost control and hit a palm tree. Linscott fled the scene, but was later located and arrested. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!