Sean Roberts

Weekdays 10:30am - 3pm

It appears as if we will have to wait a while longer before we can drink poo water in Tampa, unless you wanna drink water OUT DA TOILET! The Tampa City Council meeting that was to address the issue has been postponed. The plan is to designate $10,000,000 to research the viability of purifying and reusing wastewater in our city. The process uses water that has been flushed down your toilet and sink and then cleans it via aquifers that already lie under Tampa. Those aquifers are where we currently get our drinking water. Sooo, the plan is to pump poo water into our drinking water supply. The current plan pumps 50 millions gallons of dirty water into our bay each day. If the new plan is approved, it could go into use by 2027. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!