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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Florida’s senior citizens are pissed and frustrated, and they have every right to be. According to, tourists are coming to Florida by the thousands because it’s easy for them to get an appointment for a COVID-19 vaccine in our state. All that is required to get a vaccination is getting online and setting an appointment, regardless of where you live. Authorities say the condition exists because Florida has a transient population, such as snowbirds who may own a home in another state as well as here in the Sunshine State. Florida has also experienced problems with distributing shots to its own citizens, and the elderly may not have the tools or computer savvy to figure out how to register online. There are even rumors of the rich getting vaccines first. A major health care provider for the elderly is already under investigation for such charges. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!