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Sean Roberts

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Check out this video. Have you seen this guy? Florida man has come up with a novel way to rob stores in 2021, and so far it’s worked. He wears a construction helmet during the commission of crime. In store security video, the man appears to be wearing a white construction helmet, along with a black mask. After the robbery, the man sticks his pistol back into the waistband of his pants and heads out the door backwards. Three separate armed robberies occurred in Tampa in the period between the 16th and the 18th of December, 2020. All of them involved smoke shops. During all of the robberies, the man takes all of the cash and a specific brand of cigars. The only additional clue police have at this time is the sighting of an older Mercedes that was observed close to the scene during one of the robberies. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!