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Sean Roberts

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Ocala police say they recently arrested Anthony Sean Howard for masturbating on a woman’s back porch at 2 a.m. When the homeowner noticed Howard standing on her back porch, she approached the man and asked him what he was doing, He continued to whack his pack and told her to be quiet. That’s when the victim ran inside her home and called the police. After an investigation, cops found that Howard had several outstanding warrants for everything from lewd and alscivious exhibition to indecent exposure. Howard now faces charges for many sexually-oriented offenses, burglary and grand theft. He is being held without bail. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!