Florida Man Hacks Gov. Ron DeSantis’ Voter Info, Jordan, Lebron
Florida man sometimes makes bizarre decisions. He behaves erratically. He is beyond definition. Anthony Steven Guevara has been arrested for unauthorized access of a computer and altering a voter registration without consent. According to authorities, an investigation was started when it was discovered that the voter status of Governor Ron Desantis had recently been changed. Eventually, Guevara was identified as a suspect and arrested. Agents say the man also hacked the voter registrations of Senator Rick Scott and legendary basketball players Michael Jordan and Lebron James. Guevara remains in jail awaiting bond. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!