First, here’s video and pics of the new world record python. It’s no secret that there are some gargantuan pythons in southern Florida. With no effective natural predator, the species has grown unchecked for years. With the advent of python hunting, we’ve continued to see larger and larger snakes pulled from the everglades every year. Once again, the record has been broken, by a monstrous beast measuring 18 feet and 9 inches. Ryan Ausburn and Kevin Pavlidis caught the python on October 2nd west of Miami in a canal. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!