Florida Man won’t be enjoying his new 40-foot boat this weekend. Hell, he probably won’t be enjoying it for the next 30 years, either. A Fort Myers man is accused of spending money he received during the COVID-19 pandemic for payroll payments to buy a 40-foot catamaran valued at approximately $700,000. If convicted, the man faces a 30-year sentence in prison. The U.S. Department of Justice says Casey David Crowther applied for a $2 million payroll protection loan for his company, which officials say contained ‘false and misleading statements’. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!