A Florida man was arrested on drug and weapons charges recently. Deputies say they arrested a 29-year-old man on a weapons charge after finding a .40 caliber pistol in his possession and took him to jail. That’s when things got weird. When they arrived at jail for processing, x-rays were taken and the technician said there was a foreign object in the man’s stomach. When confronted, Florida Man admitted to eating a bag of marijuana, saying he didn’t want deputies to find it. A few hours later, the man had a bowel movement and produced the baggie full of weed. That’s when he was also booked on drug charges. I know what you’re thinking…no, the gun was not in his butt. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!