As a rule, when I’m wanted by the cops, I hang low and self-quarantine at the house. some people have a problem with that sort of thing. Take Markesha Wilkerson, who sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County says was wanted for parole violations and failure to appear. Deputies say they saw a video of Wilkerson doing a Facebook Live from a Lakeland Chuck E. Cheese location, smiling and posing for a picture with the rodent himself. “Stupid criminals are really appreciated and we highly recommend that when we’re looking for you, you immediately post all of your information that you can on Facebook, Instagram, tweet it out; however you want, because that helps us,” Sheriff Judd said. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!