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Sean Roberts

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First of all, I tooootally get it. If the government gave me a $3.9 million dollar loan, this story would be about me. You’d see my latest mugshot pic in front of a new 2020 Corvette. Officials from the Department of Justice say a Florida man has been charged with receiving $3.9 million as part of the Paycheck Protection Program and using it for really cool toys. DOJ investigators say David T. Hines of Miami applied for and got almost $4 million in loans that was meant to be used to pay employees. That’s when things went a little sideways. Officials say within a few days, Hines purchased a 2020 Lamborghini Hurican sports car for $318,000. The charges also claim that Hines failed to pay his payroll. Meanwhile, they say he made several purchases of luxury items at several high-end stores around Miami. Authorities seized all of the property and arrested Hines, pending his court appearance on charges of bank fraud, making false statements to a financial institution and others. – Sean Roberts
Source: WFLA

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!