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Sean Roberts

Weekdays 10:30am - 3pm

Women can be so complicated, like the Florida woman who kicked a cop in the dong, only to change her approach shortly afterward by offering the same deputy a mouth hug. It all started with a 25-year-old woman in a bar who was offering oral sex for money was asked to leave. Beatrize Carrion-Moore was approached by deputies and asked about the accusations against her. She responded by kicking the deputy in the nads. Then, once the blow-happy chick was safely in the back of a police cruiser, she repeatedly offered the officer a mouth hug in exchange for her freedom. The entire thing was captured on the cruiser’s audio and video recording system. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!