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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Deputies in Largo picked up on subtle hints that Jeymie Prescott was batshit high on drugs in a Burger King bathroom, snarling and yelling loudly. Upon searching the woman, cops found “something hard in the woman’s groin”. Giggity. During Prescott’s search at the jail, officers found 7 syringes full of a clear liquid. Because she had already been admitted to the jail, the woman was also charged with bringing drugs into the jail. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!