Florida Man done methed up. Matthew Ross Peters did a little methamphetamine last Tuesday, picked up a crossbow and shot it at a passing bicyclist. Yup, he drilled him directly in the head. Benny Davis, who was out for a relaxing ride on his bike, was taken to the hospital with serious head injuries. Police were able to find the suspect when they saw him walking around with a crossbow in his hand. That narrowed it down quite a bit. Officers found more meth on the man. – Sean Roberts
Peters was booked into the Okaloosa County Jail at 5.30 p.m., according to jail records.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!