Let me just say, you’re not ready. You may not ever be the same after reading the next paragraph about Florida Man. Dorleans Philidor is a 33-year-old Miami man who was in court last Friday on burglary and grand theft charges. As he sat in a wheelchair next to the judge in the courtroom, the man pooped himself and threw a handful at the judge. The poop missile missed its target and splatted against the wall. After he hurled the poo, Philador exclaimed “It’s protein. It’s good for you.” The man then ATE some of his own feces. – Sean Roberts
Source: News965

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!

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