Security video from a Florida Bass Pro Shops shows a man walking up the steps to the second floor, jumping into the huge indoor water tank, climbing out again, and then running toward the door. He escaped in a silver sedan and was never caught. Bass Pro Shops spent $3,000 disinfecting the tank and says the act is illegal and the man will be punished to the full extent of the law when apprehended. Police say they believe the man is Daniel Armendariz, though he has never been found since the incident. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!