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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Joined at the crotch…what a way to go through your short-ass life. By now you’ve seen (and hit) the billions of love bugs in the area. They’ll be here for about four weeks, and then return in the fall for a several weeks. No, they are not a product of an experiment gone awry, and they don’t eat mosquitoes. The truth is, they help pollinate flowers. They are actually good for the environment, but they SUCK when you have to drive somewhere. They cover the front of our cars by the hundreds and they keep car washes in business. the good news is, in a couple more weeks they will be gone until fall. Hang in there! – Sean Roberts
Source: ABDActionNews.com

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!