Tampa residents who looked toward the sky at about 9 pm last night freaked TF out. No, that row of lights was not a scene out of Armageddon or the Russians trying to see us in our underwear. It was a series of satellites brought to you by SpaceX. Yep, our boy Musk was playing with his toys again. If you’d like to see them for yourself, you still have more chances. Check out this story and list of times when they will be visible in our skies again. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!