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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Some crazy bastard is now leaving plastic eggs filled with weird stuff in area mailboxes. Cops were called when a resident reported finding a strange package in his box. The homeowner saw that his flag was up and went to see what was inside. That’s when they discovered a typical Easter-type plastic egg which contained a cracker shaped like a fish, one single sheet of toilet paper, powdered drink mix, and a crumpled piece of paper containing porn pics. – Sean Roberts
Source: palmcoastobserver.com

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!