Ya can’t make this stuff up, people. Anthony Jones of Florida is in some deep dookie for stealing a driveway. It all started when a woman returned home after long day at work to feel a strange “bump” in her driveway. She then noticed that many of the pavers that had been recently installed in her driveway were gone. Witnesses told police they saw Anthony Jones removing pavers from the driveway earlier that day, but suspected nothing at the time because there was other construction happening in the area at the same time. When Jones was tracked down at his home, cops found dozens of various pavers in the back of his truck. He was arrested when he could not prove how he got the pavers. Jones was arrested on grand theft charges. – Sean Roberts
Source: clickorlando.com
Florida Man Steals Driveway
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!