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Sean Roberts

Weeknights 7pm - Midnight

Volusia County cops pulled over two men on Friday. When officers approached the car, they noticed that the passenger wasn’t wearing a safety belt. The man, who weighs 450 pounds, said he was too large to wear a seat belt. The officers decided to search the vehicle after the occupants appeared to be nervous. During the search they found 23 grams of marijuana hidden in the rolls of fat belonging to Christopher Mitchell. Detectives also found $7,000 in cash and a gun in the vehicle. – Sean Roberts
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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!