Angel Hernandezcinto was seen pushing a trash can full of unused toilet paper rolls to his car at a hotel this week. When approached, security guards confirmed that the man had 66 rolls of stolen bathroom tissue. The man said he was taking the paper to give to an elderly women he knew who needed it. The value of the toilet paper was placed at 99 cents a roll. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!