Sean Roberts

Weekdays 10:30am - 3pm

First of all, NOT WAL-MART? Cody Meader is 20-years-old and likes to bang stuffed animals at Target. Police say he started with a stuffed ‘Olaf’ from the movie ‘Frozen’. After Meader ejaculated on Olaf, he moved on to another animal and began boning it, too. Florida man was arrested on criminal mischief charges and the animals were destroyed. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!