Bad cocaine will make you shoot at police officers, at least that’s what a Florida Man says. John David Escobar was attending a party at the home of an off-duty police officer when he got into an argument with his girlfriend. After becoming irate, Escobar was escorted out of the party. That’s when Escobar threatened to return and kill everyone. Escobar then returned and started to kick the front door of the residence. When the door was opened, Escobar shot toward the off-duty officer and his pregnant wife. The officer returned fire and the assailant was hit. When questioned about the incident later, Escobar didn’t remember any of it. Escobar told police a bad-quality batch of cocaine must be the reason he acted the way he did. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!