A Florida man who attacked a woman in a Walmart says he was aroused by the way she was holding a bottle of syrup. Andrew Brooks Handley, 24, faces charges of attempted sexual battery and false imprisonment after he threw the victim to the ground while in the Walmart and said he “was trying to clean his pipes” and “get something sweet”. Security officers were able to stop the attack and hold the man until police arrived.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!