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Sean Roberts

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Kizer Pontoon of Sarasota is 28 years old and he’s been arrested 66 times. The charges have ranged from drugs to failure to appear in court to assault. He was on the run since June, but it looks like he’ll be staying for a while this time. Here’s the complete story.

Florida man gets arrested for the 66th time

SARASOTA, Fla. (WWSB) - A man behind bars on the Suncoast finds himself in a familiar place. He was arrested for the 66th time Wednesday after being on the run since last year. Sarasota deputies say Kizer Pontoon was arrested for failing to appear, drug charges, being a felon with a firearm and for leading officers on a chase.

Source: WWSB

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!