Deputies from the Hillsborough Sheriff’s Department rescued a man who was submerged in his car in White Trout Lake last night. According to WFTS, the car sank quickly due to an open window and became stuck in thick mud about 5 1/2 feet under water, making it difficult for the driver to exit the vehicle. Once the driver was extracted, he was taken to a local hospital. The car was pulled ashore shortly afterward.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!