JOPLIN, MO - MAY 25: Tom Burkhart (L) and Dusty Karnes, of Karnes Pro Tire and Auto Center, fix flat tires of all sizes on May 25, 2011 in Joplin, Missouri. The company has been fixing flat tires without charge since Monday morning. "At first we were just helping emergency crews," Burkhart said. "But now we are helping anyone who drives up." (The tornado that ripped through the town of about 50,000 people May 22 is being called the deadliest single tornado in the U.S. in 60 years. (Photo by Julie Denesha/Getty Images)
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!