According to WFLA, a man in Orlando broke into a used car lot over the weekend. Surveillance video shows a man in sweat pants and a hoodie walk across the lot to find an unlocked door on a vehicle.
After a few moments, the man was able to start the vehicle and pull forward. But here’s where it got weird.
The man pulled forward and backward, ramming into various vehicles as he did so. Eventually, he was able to push two vehicles afr enough apart where he could escape the lot and disappear into the night.
Damage to the cars on the used car lot have been estimated at about $30,000.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!